Remember when Ronald Reagan warned more than 20 years ago that Soviet- and Cuban-backed revolutionaries were just “two days’ driving time from Harlingen, Texas?” Well, the folks at Commentary, now under the editorship of John Podhoretz, are busy raising a similar specter, only it’s Iran this time.
Check out this week’s post by the incredibly prolific Gordon Chang entitled “Iran in Latin America,” in the magazine’s online blog, ‘Contentions,’ in which he recounts the various strategic inroads by Tehran among Washington’s Latin neighbors, particularly in the Andes and, most recently, Nicaragua, whose president, Reagan (and Elliott Abrams) nemesis Daniel Ortega, hosted the director of Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting (IRIB), Ezzatollah Zarghami, just last Sunday! According to one of Chang’s sources, Bill Samii, currently with the Center for Naval Analyses, “Iran is trying to create a geopolitical balance with the United States,” presumably by forging ties with friendly states in what used to be called America’s “soft underbelly” or “backyard.” As additional evidence of Iranian penetration, Chang cites a recent feature article from Nicaragua’s Atlantic Coast that ran in the Hearst newspapers. Among other things, it suggests — with the help of a former senior FBI official — that Iran’s embassy in Managua could become a base for terrorist operations against the U.S. In fairness, the article also quoted Peter Rodman, Rumsfeld’s assistant secretary for international security affairs as pooh-poohing such a scenario.)
“There is nothing left to the Monroe Doctrine.,” lamented Chang, suggesting that the Bush administration is “abandon[ing] Latin America to Iran and that country’s terrorist allies…” To meet the threat, however, Chang was somewhat restrained in his policy advice, calling for the quick ratification of the various free-trade agreements with Latin American countries (currently Panama and Colombia) that are now languishing in Congress.
Not so, another ‘Contentions’ contributor, David Hazony, who suggested that stronger measures were necessary to deal with Iran’s inroads in the hemisphere in a follow-up post titled “Cold War II.” “Iran is replicating the Soviet Union’s efforts to build global power and confront the United States on multiple fronts,” he wrote.
“…[T]herefore the proper response by the West is, as with the cold war. to confront and rollback Iran at every turn. Nor is it reasonable to respond that Iran is much smaller and weaker than was the USSR, and therefore should not be taken so seriously; It is through these methods that Iran becomes stronger and more powerful over time. The proper response to determined, implacable enemies (no matter how unpopular this may sound during election season) is to defeat them, especially when they are relatively weak, rather than waiting for them to become intolerably menacing.”
None of this particularly new; Frank Gaffney has been warning about the Ahmadinejad-Chavez-Ortega axis in apocalyptic terms since before the Sandinista leader reclaimed the Nicaraguan presidency last year. But, nonetheless, the neo-conservative compulsion to see in the visit of an Iranian broadcasting executive to one of the hemisphere’s poorest nations (and made much poorer as a result of Abrams’ efforts 20 years ago) a harbinger of an existential threat on a par with the Soviet Union is truly a sight to behold.

Chuck
December 23, 2007 @ 12:39 pm
Radioactive bananas…just a question of time.
DJ
December 24, 2007 @ 3:37 am
Amazing! Does hyprocrisy and arrogance know no bounds? Our government plants its footprints all over the globe…and now, most notably, truly dangerous incursions in and around Russia’s near abroad…and these gutless neocon twerps put out this whiney tripe. When, oh when will this (expletive deleted) ever end?!
DH
December 24, 2007 @ 12:57 pm
Additional evidence that Doctrines breed Doctrinaires
JOHN DICKERSON
December 24, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
YOU REFERRED TO “COMMENTARY” AS BEING UNDER THE EDITORSHIP OF JOHN PODHORETZ. ISN’T IT MORE OF A DICTATORSHIP?
PS. KEEP UP THE EXCELLENT WORK MR. LOBE, I’M A BIG FAN OF YOURS!
Gustavo Caldas
December 24, 2007 @ 3:43 pm
Maybe it is time for another doctrine.It could be called the “Sovereignty Doctrine”, and it would posit that Sovereign States in Central, South America and the Caribbean have the right to engage in diplomatic relations with other Sovereign States all over the World.And maybe it is time for U.S. [neo-cons] to modify their languaje a little bit and stop referring to the rest of the American Continent as U.S.’s “backyard”.
masmanz
December 24, 2007 @ 8:13 pm
The neocons are scared of a few people hiding in the mountains at Pakistan/Afghanistan border. To them Iran must look like a clossal giant. Do these people really believe their own propaganda, or the whole point is to scare the ignorants among us?
larue
December 24, 2007 @ 10:55 pm
Folks, it’s a simple matter of THEM, wanting to seperate US, from our wallets and money.
Them being the 1% who own our souls.
The rest is simply the smoke and mirrors by which they DO seperate US, from OUR money, which goes into THEIR pockets.
Once you put the money first, the rest is almost trivial.
When America wakes up to this royal screwing, let me know. Till then, we are doomed to our own stupidity.
Chris
December 25, 2007 @ 7:46 am
Excellent! With their economy all but shattered and their defense expenditure running at around two stealth bombers per annum, they sure do represent a global military threat to the US.
They DO represent a global threat of course, which drives the neocons absolutely nuts–their attitude: sod the west (until we show signs of becoming reasonable–and they repeatedly indicate they want a reasonable relationship) and continue to build ties with the rest of the word. And the destructive neocon policies help them with this at every turn. No wonder they are mad.
Mooser
December 25, 2007 @ 10:53 am
It would behoove you gents to cognosticate the fact that “Iran”, “Iraq”, and “irritate” all begin with “ir”.
Coincidence? Shall we now debate the irresponsibility (Ah-ha! another “ir”) of non-speculation?
sailor
December 25, 2007 @ 8:24 pm
I hope you do realize that “From the sublime to the Ridiculous is only one step”.
Recently the Irans has been compared from the Nazi Germany to the Soviet Union and her indubitous leader Mr. Ahmadinejad to Hitler and Stalin.
A study the history of Hitler’s Germany and the USSR is undoubtedly calleed for. Even a shadow of a comparison in this case is absured.
To mention just a minor fact; there were 9 Nobel Laureats sitting accusd of war crimes at the Nurenberg trials. This fact is the clear evidence of Nazi Germany’s all around capabilities. I invite Mr. Gordon that instead of going along with the hypes of the Israeli hawks and their stooges MEK, to take the trouble of looking for himself at the industrial, technical and accademic capacity of Iran. This will probably make the writer to think twice before writing the article, unless it is specifically intended for the gullible and is a part of the present fear mongering polities
I repeat “From the Sublime to the Ridiculous is only one step”.
Or as my American friends would put it simpler “Who are you really trying to kid?
Dave
December 26, 2007 @ 2:35 am
Let there be no mistake about this JOHN PODHORETZ and his friends are
finding it harder and harder to make up stories that we can take seriously
they belly ache absurdities to convince the rest of America to do the Israeli dirty work. But like a pair of worn out smelly sneakers they are rejected time and again mostly because they build their plans on faulty foundations.
It is far easier to deal with an enemy after he has actually done something to
us/against us. look at Iraq the proof is there.
now look at Afghanistan we are alone in Iraq because Iraq did nothing to nobody.
The Idea of attacking Iran to make sure Israel is the supreme power of the middle east is not going to happen anytime soon.If anything the belly aching of the American Zionists will bring condemnation of Israel and them if they choose to continue to belly ache . So the best they can achieve from here on out is to shut the hell up and go away. The Zionist cards are on the table they are holding a pair of deuces better to fold and wait for a better hand. like the song says you have to know when to hold em and when to fold em.
Robert Whitlock
December 26, 2007 @ 2:36 am
With the present day influence that prominent neoconservatives have in government and in media, what will it take to stop them? What will be an effective opposition to the neoconservative movement?
H. Natawabi
December 28, 2007 @ 2:04 am
“Frank Gaffney has been warning about the Ahmadinejad-Chavez-Ortega axis…”
I’d worry about Ahmadinejad and Chavez. They have already publicly pledged to work together to bring down the U.S.
Only, I’d include China and Russia – or let’s just say the SCO – in the axis, too.
Chavez is a declared communist. China is ruled by a communist government. Putin is waiting for the day in the near future when he can reveal his never-forsaken communist colors.
I’d say the U.S. has something to worry about.